Tag: humor
group name: judysbook
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October 11, 2006 02:42 PM EDT --
I've been told that a question asked is never silly, and so pardon me (in advance) if you think this is silly... My question is "What do you call those mysterious parts that you don't . . . more
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June 13, 2007 04:58 AM EDT --
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, Got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center, and because he was a good talker, . . . more
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October 28, 2006 01:56 PM EDT --
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
All your kids are named Joe.
Chuck Yeager thinks you need to calm down.
Instant coffee takes too long.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
People . . . more
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June 16, 2007 01:48 AM EDT --
Had to share this little chuckle..... sorry to the lawyers in the group but face it, you know we love to hate you! LOL
The Duck & the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. . . . more
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June 22, 2007 03:40 PM EDT --
I had to share this with my Gather friends. It's come around millions of times in the email but every once in a while when I get it again I have to chuckle. So enjoy.....
If you . . . more
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September 07, 2006 11:03 PM EDT --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the . . . more
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September 07, 2006 09:43 PM EDT --
For years now, I've been collecting bits and pieces of flotsam and jetsam and just holding them on my computer because I like them. They make me laugh, or smile, or grin, or groan. I like them all . . . more
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November 28, 2006 05:08 AM EST --
(I worked all day on monday, so please forgive my lateness)
Den dare was da time dat Guidry boy went to da lumberyard, Fred Mills lumber yard and he said he wanted to buy some 4 by 2's and Mr. Fred . . . more
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April 23, 2007 02:16 PM EDT --
My mom emailed me this today. I thought it was funny and worth passing on to others to read. I am not a drinker but maybe I will start.
Subject:Wine
It has been scientifically . . . more
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December 26, 2006 12:44 AM EST --
I am sure you all know of Bill Engvall and his well known Saying of "Here's Your Sign."
What I want to know is have you ever run into a situation where you said to yourself or someone . . . more
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October 07, 2006 04:50 PM EDT --
When it comes to children's toys, I sometimes wonder if I've seen it all, but I'm a realist and I know that there will always be something else. I was just watching TV with my daughter . . . more
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September 07, 2006 11:13 PM EDT --
1. You accidentallyenter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. . . . more
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March 10, 2007 10:36 AM EST --
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-20 about 2 miles west of the
Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he
was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician . . . more
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March 11, 2007 10:22 PM EDT --
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1970.
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April 02, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
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November 26, 2006 01:12 PM EST --
Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster.
The trooper turned . . . more
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April 02, 2007 02:58 PM EDT --
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" . . . more
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March 24, 2007 09:07 AM EDT --
A motorcycle friend sent this to me.
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." . . . more
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March 21, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today.
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast. . . . more
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March 27, 2007 11:18 PM EDT --
Now I realize that what I am writing here could be construed as a little bit crazy and that the pictures included with this article could be considered a bit odd and that perhaps I have WAY too much . . . more
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